I disagree with everything you just said.

Ate an entire plate of incredibly fresh tomatoes. @cskott would be so proud of me.

“There’s no doubt in my mind that if I stayed in Russia I’d be either dead, or incredibly wealthy.”

Much as I love and appreciate Dutch design, I still don’t get glass doors on bathroom stalls.

Click the little pull-cord on the upper right side of this page to see my new favorite interface design convention: http://bit.ly/P6vFy

My experience of Amsterdam so far: all beer and bicycles and canals and rooftop terraces. So, basically like Heaven.

What I’ve learned so far in Rotterdam: The Dutch really, really, really hate Bill O’Reilly.

Not @ all surprised to learn that @tempo has mastered the moonwalk.

Thanks for the bday wishes, everybody! I think you’re all very pretty. Especially you, @escapist.

Drinking a Charlie Chaplin @ The Pied Piper in SF’s Palace Hotel. Absinthe, rye, dubonnet, honey, pischard bitters. Highly recommended.

Hey NYers - I’m in your town Monday night speaking @ the Social Media Club’s Sept. meeting. Come out! Drinks after! http://bit.ly/2NQiE

“One of the leading products of the American food industry has become patients for the American health care industry.” http://bit.ly/hfJTN

“Where political righteousness and a reverence for luxury items mix together as well as dry vermouth and gin.” http://bit.ly/HUUzp

Vote for @jessiep’s lovely, lovely wobble bowls in Apt. Therapy’s Design Showcase. Ends today; give ‘em 3 stars! http://bit.ly/130H2U

“What is the relationship between car dealerships alongside the highway & giant inflatable ape balloons? I’ve never understood that.”